“Does Ted Cruz know that the President does not have the power to issue pardons for state convictions?”

It’s because most mainstream rappers are extreme homophobes, and you know anything in a man’s butt=gay

One of these days, you’re going to have to come to grips with the reality that adult’s lives are not ordained by their parents. We are not Victorian maidens in need of stern chaperoning. People taking huge creative risks is what gives us Mark Rothko and Josephine Baker and Sergei Prokofiev and Ai Weiwei and Kendrick…

Thank you. All these people on here commenting about his “lack of articulation” can barely disguise their sneering contempt for black men.

You should stop saying that.

Hey, my brother works for a Wall Street hedge fund, and I’m pretty sure most of the people he works with should be in jail. So you can dress up your class prejudice in fancy clothing and clench your sphincter as you piously opine about the vulgarity of rap music and the criminality of the people who make it, but it…

Snobbery is gross.

Oh fuck that nonsense. I don’t give a single shit about Kanye West or any of his manifold emotional damage, but sneering at rap music is beyond silly. What is this, 1985? Rap musicians have created some of the most electrifying works of verbal artistry of the modern age. Kanye’s a weird old piece of shit, but he is…

OK, until people stop having sex with dudes who wear their baseball caps like fucking cretins, these dudes are going to continue wearing their baseball caps like fucking cretins.

“My mum was furious but my dad thinks it’s hilarious.”

No.

You know what Kanye’s response reminds me of? Have you ever seen EdTv?? The movie where Matthew Mcconaughey is the center of the first ever reality show?? His brother’s (Woody Harrelson) ex girlfriend goes on the show and says about Harrelson, “he was a bad lay...A VERY BAD LAY”. Then like 3 days later, Harrelson…

That gif is now my favorite thing on the Internet!

Every time a man denies enjoying ass-play an angel gets pegged into ecstasy.

they are terribly twee. I think that makes them an easy target.

Good Christ, Kanye. She stuck a finger in your ass a time or two and you liked it. Who doesn't?!?!? God, you are so fucking boring. Just own it.

Kanye, we get it. Taylor and Amber are both liars and you are always right. This shit is getting boring, do better.

You know who had a chance to be cool?

Celine Dion broke down during her first show since her husband’s passing.

every time he denies it, i just imagine amber rose pegging him.