jojothedogfacedboy
Not just an amateur asshole. Professional.
jojothedogfacedboy

Men can get HPV too, and they can get the vaccine as well! It's important for both genders to be vaccinated to fully eradicate the strain!

I really do not think that posting a picture of your son on insta is going to be seen as anything more than publicity and attention grabbing by the very son who does not wish to see you.

OK, I literally don’t get this. Are her lips supposed to be unattractive? Her perfect skin? Her adorable nose and excellent profile? So confused.

That movie is amazing because of Alan Rickman.

Yeah, but Galaxy Quest is great in spite of Tim Allen, not because of him. He is inarguably the worst part of that movie, even if/no matter how much you hate Justin Long.

I would not, could not in a house.

Ya, that's what I said. :D

This is why people don't like white people.

Did you not? Is that not how you’re supposed to watch that movie? HAVE I BEEN DOING IT WRONG ALL THIS TIME??

Dear Speaker Ryan,

Agree 100%. When we adopted our rescue dog, I told my gf that the dog was forever. She then said “Well, unless he threatens our (as yet unborn) kids.”

The University of Take It Easy It Was a Fucking Joke

I’m so sorry. I put my cat down a year and a half ago. My advice— be there when they do it, because they will look for you if you’re not. Hold him and tell him how much you love him and pet him in his favorite spot. You will be surprised how ready they are. You will cry your face off, but the vet doesn’t mind. It’s

Exactly. If (beyond those very few extenuating circumstances you mention) you cannot make the commitment to live in places that allow your pet, buy the medications your pet needs to be healthy, and keep your pet for the rest of its life... don’t fucking get one. It breaks my heart to see ads on Craigslist every day

JUST GONNA SIT OVER HERE CRYING GUYS. I’m so sorry for your loss. I’ve owned both cats and dogs and losing them opens up a hole in your heart that can shock you, especially if you aren’t prepared for the pain. You did a great thing by providing him with a home while he was here. You’re good people.

Also, wft is this?

Kristen Bell can do no wrong*

Well in all fairness to Caitlyn Jenner:

Caitlyn Jenner SHOULD get more shit for her beliefs than her gender identity, since her beliefs are stupid, and she had basically nothing to do with being trans. So, yay, if that’s the way it’s going down for her.