I love that you used him as a verb.

guys i still can’t reply to anyone but the author (kinja’d) but just want to say we all missed the best part of the quote in which trump accuses the mexican government of straight up grima wormtongue-ing the pope

Trump by tomorrow: “You know, once I get a hold of this Vatican thing and make some changes, it is going to be yuuuge! That basilica - what the hell kind of word is that for a ballroom - will make a great casino.”

And it’s not like Trump hasn’t questioned the faith of others that he’s running against. I swear, it’s like watching a horrendous car accident EVERY SINGLE DAY with this jackass.

No leader, especially a religious leader, should have the right to question another man’s religion or faith.

God, this guy sucks. The fighting over the judge? Democrats aren’t fighting over it. There’s no nominee. Republicans are saying they will block ANYONE. That’s not a fight. That’s one party getting poopypants over the prospect of not getting their way.

Damn.

“Void if president is in final year of term and/or black”.

Man, they are so salty that Obama might get one more Justice on the SC before he leaves office. It’s fucking hilarious seeing these people who want to have the highest position of power in the country show they have no idea how the fucking Constitution actually works. I’m no law scholar but i’m pretty sure there isn’t…

I think we should have undocumented workers already in the US compete with reality TV star US citizens to see who has the better work ethic and basic employable skills. Winner gets to keep the citizenship and loser gets to live as undocumented until they can beat someone else the next round.

Is it just me, or does Amy Schumer look like one of the Team America World Police puppets?

Rococo Olive Garden Barbie Dream House!

I am not a fancy person. I have never received a Lexus with a big red bow. I don’t live in a Rococo Olive Garden Barbie Dream House. But that is a low rent book signing, Theresa.

I was going to say that it’s weird that he didn’t serve because he is old enough to have served in the military during the Reagan administration, which I assume would be a double victory for him. But then I saw he is only 45. He looks awful for 45.

Of all the things that make Ted Cruz punchable, his fake tough-guy act is up there for me. This weasel comes out and says, President Obama should “insult him to his face”, that he’ll debate Donald Trump “mano a mano”, that he’ll “make the sand glow”, and talking about our military like he has any clue.

I really don’t get it. What was the point of the spread? Was it “LOL HOT CHICKS TALKIN’ TO NERDS AMIRITE?”

If this is a Silicon Valley spread, shouldn’t the models be wearing big horn-rimmed glasses to show they are s-m-r-t as well as a pretty face?

what do you think the chances are that anyone involved it this knows who Roland Barthes is?