I hear what you’re saying, but Better Midler (a Jew!) saying Muslims are A-Okay isn’t going to do a thing to convince Trump’s minions that it’s true.

I think though, to me, it just looks like too much botox and weird, overboard eyebrow waxing.

Welcome to the Internet

Are you always this needlessly aggressive?

Jayson Derulo: Come to daddy

I’m not a big John Lennon fan, as much as I love The Beatles, but that’s true. Nobody deserves to be gunned down like a rabid animal in the street like he was. Yoko is a nut, but my heart breaks for her as a human being. Having the love of your life and the father of your child get murdered like that has to be one of…

High five, God. For the first time in a long time, I agree with and understand every one of these tweets. Except for Derulo. My answer there is no.

I agree with God.

Taint.

oh god I’m gonna hate the next 25 years of this kids life

I vote no, because he keeps his sense of humor throughout.

To punch them, pull their hair, and scratch their arms. Teenagers are assholes.

tbh most teens probably deserve to be punched

You know I remember a time when Congress actually worked with the White House and compromised, no matter who held the majority. It’s these fuckwit tea partiers who think burning down the country rather than compromising is good governing.

I vote that anyone who votes to repeal the ACA gets to live one year without health insurance - all costs out of pocket, for them and their families. Let’s see how they like that.

Hey everyone is distracted by yet another mass shooting, let’s defund PP!

I’ll take the gun, please and thank you.

My favorite joke as a child was the one that ends in “GET BACK HERE, THAT’S NACHO CHEESE.”

Riff Raff? That’s not Riff Raff! Who is this impostor??

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