I think the moral of the story is that hetero men think that LITERALLY EVERYONE AND EVERYTHING WANTS THEIR DICK.

cis hetero men are afraid of gay men because they believe gay men will treat them the way they treat women. cis hetero men are afraid of gay men because they believe gay men will treat them the way they treat women. cis hetero men are afraid of gay men because they believe gay men will treat them the way they treat…

“ Living in a pluralistic society that also grants freedom and civil rights protection to those with whom one disagrees is not the same as religious persecution. And crying persecution every time one doesn’t get one’s way is an insult to the very real religious persecution happening in the world today.”

Yep. Also this.

Personally I am offended by laws preventing me from kicking Mike Huckabee in the balls. It just goes against everything I stand for. Basically I stand for kicking Mike Huckabee in the balls. Good to know he supports me.

I, for one, am super excited about this. I believe murder of complete idiots should be legal. You know, to prevent the dumbing down of humanity. My faith tells me this is right and that the laws are wrong.

Any advanced education is suspect. Educated = liberal.

Pepto Abysmal

Bieber throwing fucking Horns?

I can’t help but think that the Denali naming is another example of Obama trolling the hell out of John Boehner.

I love the idea of him practicing this dance in the bedroom with Michelle giving him pointers on what he could do better. “Michelle this is the most important thing to me right now ok? so just like tell me if I’m doing it right.” in his boxers.

Well, he had the time of his life. He left yesterday.

A lot of people hate him... probably because they’re told to imo. But I think he’s an awesome guy, I wish he could stay in office longer. Plus, who doesn’t like the GOP shitting themselves every time he wants to pass something^^

Unf. Dat smile tho.

I love “no longer gives a fuck” Obama so much. Going off, hanging with Bear Grylls, dancing with children, getting major policy bills passed...

ugh someone help me get this huge stupid grin off my face before my co-workers think I care about things.

That’s damned adorable and I hate kids.