Blasé

He should hire Drake.

You know, I was OK with Meek Mill’s raps about shooting as many people in the head as possible, selling as much cocaine as possible, and fucking as many bitches and hos as possible, but his transphobia has really crossed the line.

meek mills what are those words.

In her parent’s defense (since they were the ones who named her), Raven-Symoné was born in 1985. Mötley Crüe and Löwenbräu were everywhere, tempting people into using diacritics they didn’t understand.

“Aryan Former Greek Life Enthusiasts”

Slightly off-topic but the way Raven-Symoné spells her name drives me up the fucking wall. That accent aigu means it should be pronounced “sim-oh-NAY,” not “sim-OWN.”

So now we all have to listen to Raven-Symoné talk on a regular basis.

I don;t know Megyn was eye fucking that camera every chance she got

I went to mine. Everyone was nice and welcoming and it was nothing like the movies. Also it was outside so I couldn’t stay that long because I hate outside.

Totally. I’m surprised he didn’t include the word “giant”.

What those hooting baboons in the audience cheering that melting pile of candy corn don’t seem to get is that a candidate running for PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES used his time to insult and deride. This is the best you guys have to offer?! Congratulations President Clinton then.

hey two quick GOP Debate questions!

Samantha Bee slaying at the 2008 RNC. NEVER FORGET

Is it wrong of me to comment on how beautiful Jessica Williams is? I mean, just knock out gorgeous. Sigh #girlcrush

But they didn’t fly nonstop. The couple allegedly landed in Las Vegas for a little thing I like to call...a layover.

God I love Samantha Bee so much

To me, the end all be all clip was from the 2008 election when it came out that Bristol Palin was pregnant and Samantha Bee went to the RNC and got people to talk about how great it was that Bristol had “chosen” to keep the baby and they all got hung up on the word choice. So, so perfect.

The saddest thing is a leading presidential candidate grinning like a moron in a selfie with a Kardashian.

Same here but I’m drunk and a little high so that’s why. But did you hear when Kasich defended Medicaid, the mentally ill and the poor...and he got applauded? WTF? I honestly thought I was hallucinating because of the booze...