And people thought the GOP couldn’t sink any lower than Sarah Palin...

we get it, you have bewbs

Do I have to like Sam Smith just because I’m gay?

it’s the sound Nightcrawler makes when he teleports. not sure how it relates to Nyle.

I’m watching Rock’s opening monologue, then I’ll go clean my closet or something.

the cost of living has risen since then, and it’s safe to conclude that salaries have risen along with it.

Proud race traitor here. Always have been, always will be.

The religious factions that are growing throughout our land are not using their religious clout with wisdom.... I’m frankly sick and tired of the political preachers across this country telling me as a citizen that if I want to be a moral person, I must believe in ‘A,’ ‘B,’ ‘C,’ and ‘D.’ Just who do they think they…

It was last summer and I had been to haute couture

Listen, I actually admitted to the fact that I would fuck current-season Jax Taylor, but even with a handful of ‘ludes and a fifth of Jack, there is no fucking way I could even shake this guys hand, let alone look at his dick.

I’m a gay dude, and she gives me funny feelings, too. Must be the smart.

I’d be hard pressed to imagine a worse hell than being stuck on a “party-boat” with Gronk and Redfoo

“Koko had to go-go,”

“You’re just not...big enough”

do you even know what those words mean?