jojothedogfacedboy
Not just an amateur asshole. Professional.
jojothedogfacedboy

I’m a gay dude, and she gives me funny feelings, too. Must be the smart.

I’d be hard pressed to imagine a worse hell than being stuck on a “party-boat” with Gronk and Redfoo

“Koko had to go-go,”

“You’re just not...big enough”

do you even know what those words mean?

I’m sure he’s not the only guy who thought about killing himself in her bedroom.

shi shi shi

so Leda

He totally sounds like Ray Romano.

God help me, I would make Jax bite that pillow so hard!

Plus you have to be in your early twenties to read her. (I know most of these jerks are 30+, but I’m pretty sure none of them read)

-I hate Jonathon Franzen books.

So glad this is on EsquireTV 24/7, cuz when there’s nothing else on, it’s great to watch while cooking and doing dishes

They did this two years ago in SF

no.u.tired

because real men (and the women that love them) hate cats

Sheldon Adleson?

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