so pretty

...that features Pitbull

Tom Hardy.

$70,000! In rural Kentucky? How hard can it be to be a clerk in that county? You obviously don’t need an education. WTeverlastingF?

wow, that was...scary, to say the least

I once heard a joke about how evangelicals treat the Bible the same way they treat “Terms and Conditions” on Apple - they don’t read it and then click “I Agree”.

He works there as a Deputy Clerk (gee, she hired her own son, nothing untoward in that) and he is the only Deputy Clerk that has refused to issue Marriage Licenses to gay couples.

In all fairness, I sincerely doubt that Kim or Joe have actually read the Bible.

That’s my cat’s name (he has a thing for our other cat’s hind region)

Gotta say: I pretty much hate her. And her friends. Good on her though for being a girl majoring in Industrial Engineering.

But “pulling the plug” on artificial life support is “playing God”.

One of my favorite quotes

You don’t have a dog in this race. Sit down, sir

How do you even go to the bathroom with this shit? Nasty.

Wait, is it because they hate each other, or they’re both terrible writers? I don’t get it. Jokes have to make sense to be funny, no?

Come on, Jan, you eat scorpions for breakfast. This did not “hurt” you

I can’t imagine why the wealthy are so reviled by the commoners.

I have never seen this technique used to hide dark under eye bags. It...works?

detrimental to her reputation

But what happened to the bug? You know it died a horrible death, poisoned by her evil blood.