As Sister Joan Chittister said “You’re not pro-life, you’re pro-birth” There’s a (big) difference.

like a nightmare sculpted in dough

fuck you. that’s NOT what Horton meant.

So sad. I have just forgiven Gwen for having Bounty Killer on Hey Baby, and now this?

If there was one word I would expect Floridians to get right.

She’s not my favorite, but if she wins the nomination, I will damn well vote for her.

like there is such a thing as “too many cat gifs”

white flip flops

Oh man, I SO want him to be the Republican nominee!

Meat eating is what changed us from apes to humans. It’s what made our brains grow. It’s what we have done for literally hundreds of thousands of years. That being said, it has been perverted into one of the most unholy and evil machines on the planet. People eat way too much meat, and they treat animals like products…

It’s not a tragedy contest. All you’re doing with a thought like that is shutting people down from doing anything at all.

The Sun is not your friend. It will straight up kill you if you’re not careful. And it will fuck your tattoos up.

In Oklahoma, no less. Might as well be under a magnifying glass.

so many stars

Disrespectful to blobfish. There’s something about their sad, ugly little faces that just make me feel for them. DT, not so much, except maybe a feeling of nausea.

See, that’s why I’m a proud under-achiever with low expectations.

idiot

The sad truth is that the GOP has become so radicalized, they’ve pulled everybody to the right with them. Democrats today are what Republicans used to be. I never thought I’d live to see the day when the GOP was so bad they made Barry Goldwater seem reasonable. We need a true Left party, and we need it soon now.

10 to 0ne they have those little Goop clutches with Pac or Biggie on them waiting for them in their lockers. Or an alligator-skin Birkin