Haven’t watched the video and didn’t read the article.

A GREAT POINT MADE BY MY COLLEAGUE STASSA and furthermore LET’S ALL LISTEN TO WHAT STASSA JUST SAID

people still play pokemon go? :P

i just tested positive for isthatol.

Parent thumbs-up: Monitoring your 14-year-old’s online activity when you notice suspicious behavior.

Right - fantastic licensed music, but not much of a score.

I guess that House Party got out of control.

It’s like the Mets as a collective unit thought: “Hey, we are on a roll now and have garnered some actual good will from our hardened, cynical fan base. How can we fuck this up?”

The Mets love to put their PR department through hell without fail.

I hope we never encounter this Pokemon.

I say, cracking good show, Dansby! Huzzah and ballyhoo!

ROLLING AROUND AT THE SPEED OF SOUND GOT PLACES TO GO GOT TO FOLLOW MY RAINBOW

Is it bad that I opened this article, excited for there to be new content for Portal 2 ?

Wow. They already have one QB who can’t stand up; why add another?

That sound you heard was Drew Magary spiraling down a vortex of sorrow.

I enjoy watching it, because seeing them fail to conquer a punishing, unforgiving obstacle course helps me feel better about myself when I get winded trying to open a sugar packet.

He’ll be right up there with Clebold and Harris as one of the greatest shooters in Columbine history.

Lots of reporters have been asking about him and that windup, to the point that everyone is sick of it. Fellow reliever Alexi Ogando has refused to answer any further questions.