I hope we never encounter this Pokemon.

I say, cracking good show, Dansby! Huzzah and ballyhoo!

ROLLING AROUND AT THE SPEED OF SOUND GOT PLACES TO GO GOT TO FOLLOW MY RAINBOW

Is it bad that I opened this article, excited for there to be new content for Portal 2 ?

Wow. They already have one QB who can’t stand up; why add another?

That sound you heard was Drew Magary spiraling down a vortex of sorrow.

I enjoy watching it, because seeing them fail to conquer a punishing, unforgiving obstacle course helps me feel better about myself when I get winded trying to open a sugar packet.

He’ll be right up there with Clebold and Harris as one of the greatest shooters in Columbine history.

That holder went down like he was sniped from the rafters despite barely getting a love tap from the D-man.

skin-to-skin contact is not only therapeutic, but a great form of medicine for both your mind and your body.

No Guts?!

Guess her coupon game just wasn’t raw enough.

Let’s brainstorm some possibilities:...

Fun update: U of Dayton says he’s no longer welcome.

Tirico isn’t black. Just ask him.

Is Tirico admitting to being a minority now?

And now he’s going to be disqualified for having the runs.

And I’m like “Whatever...”

Lots of reporters have been asking about him and that windup, to the point that everyone is sick of it. Fellow reliever Alexi Ogando has refused to answer any further questions.