The fact that I know what a fucking blind bag is and that the term is a permanent part of my children’s vernacular is my greatest failure as a parent.

I call my mother either “Mother” (usually when agitated or trying to over exaggerate a point with her) or “Ma.” Occasionally, “Mom.” And I haven’t called her Mommy in a long time.  

I found it interesting that the AT-ACTs were armed. That’d be like putting a Abrams main gun on a dump truck.

Tim “Cash Money” Tebow.

When the Diamondbacks with the insufferable prick Curt Schilling beat the Yankees in the World Series.

I am going to GIF the Mighty Oak coming out screaming “HERCULES MULLIGAN!” and watch it over and over and over.

When Trainor was on Howard Stern a while back I noticed that she switched between vocal affects based on the question. It was kind of jarring.

My favorite Kenny Chesney video of all time is the one where Dave Grohl played with the Zac Brown Band and they scanned past Kenny, who had this corss between annoyance and “Oh fuck, this is what music is” look on his face. F**king bro country frauds.

Chicken riggies are amazing. My uncle’s are amazing.

Doesn’t Canada give tax incentives/breaks or something like that for children’s programming? I always thought that’s what they did with Degrassi.

I loved Toy Story of Terror because it was nothing more than a pastiche of the original Alien with Jessie in the Ripley role. It was great.

When we look back at history, the expression “YouTube celebrity” will be identified as one of the reasons for society’s fall.

I always viewed him as a curmudgeon and someone I wasn’t crazy about...I take that all back. Big fan.

I love the Disney Infinity aesthetic and prefer it to animation they used in the Clone Wars/ Rebels.

Color me shocked that Jeff Fisher missed a player injury....

But he’s so scrappy. And white. And when did Jeff Fisher start giving a fuck about players?

Ooh, I have the Elliot Stabler rescues me dream all the time. Wait, that’s not the point of this is it?

It was a harsh reminder that we aren’t that far removed from #LOLMets.

First, hilarious. The helmet thing had me laughing hard enough that my son kept asking me what was wrong.

I ran a student writing institute and had a local reporter come in to talk to the kids. I was stunned when she told us that basically the mostly online paper was like a blog where the reporters just put up stories with little editorial oversight. I was kind of surprised. The times they are a-changin’.