johnwyatt01
John Wyatt
johnwyatt01

It's sort of implied in the post, but perhaps they don't have human teeth, but WE have SEA CREATURE TEETH!!!!

*Fear of automobiles*

Fro what it's worth I wouldn't know how fucking terrifying Cassowaries are if not for Far Cry 3.

I wonder if he also happens to have a law degree?

I have one Orc that kills me, I kill him. Back and forth this goes. The catch? He keeps telling me how "attractive" I am. That's real talk.

Given how Kanye's been adopting some Hobbit-like looks lately, I hope he introduces the flaming helmet into his fashion line sometime soon

Origin Story of Rocket Raccoon