Or bury it in a place where a tank will drive over it.

they look like an army of G-men...

If this works think of what will happen to computer hardware in five years...

Holy crap i just hugged my computer when i saw this picture

This is true. I was just making a terrible joke though. Thanks for the approval (though im not quite sure what that means...)

I love how they slap the word "Virgin" on everything they do.

Like other Geek Squad members?

Maybe Morgan rated her out...

so adb install insertwifiaphere.apk?

They could make a slogan like "Think Different"...oh...wait

$1000 for 512gb...im waiting until they get to slightly above hdd prices.

I never use cursive in my paper life... Everything tells you to print

the moment it gets put on instructables

Also, blood and sodium hydroxide. Im sure that adds some taste.

they dont believe it happened

actually dont warn the hipsters...

Dude, ew

You get more balls the longer you play?

E-bay.

I love when people comment without reading dont you?