Ha! You got me.

I love how nonchalantly Edelman catches the ball. "Oh, here's this. Okay."

Yeah, I included a link to that piece, as it happens. Mike Tanier does good work.

Good call on poor non-barfin' McNabb, sir. I added a note to the writeup!

No, the Roman numerals will be back next year. Super Bowl 50 is a single-year exception.

Good point, Miller, I thought about that for a while as I was working on the column. But while the reset of possession at the half exists in the interest of fairness, it gives no guarantee of equal possessions—it's not uncommon for teams to get two consecutive possessions straddling the half AND possess the ball at…

Haha, noted! A shirt that nice deserves better, though.

But of course, my fishy friend—we were never un-square. I could have just as easily misremembered the reference!

I'm pretty sure Brak was on Space Ghost Coast To Coast as well…?

I missed you guys, thanks for reading. I love writing for you all. It was so much fun to be back at the column this week. That's all

I didn't hear about Pacman Jones saying that Brown faked it. That's gross.

I've been rewatching it the past couple of weeks, and the answer to your question is "no."

Thanks Dave!

I have the comic, too! Didn't last too long.

That's from "A Clockwork Hammer":
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Happy birthday!!

I'm 34

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It would indeed

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