When I told Jeff Minter his "call up an A.V. Club commenter at random" marketing strategy wouldn't pay dividends, he didn't listen. I guess I really have egg on my face now.

"The Digest discussion actually doesn't say too much about it that I didn't already see in 30 minutes of playing it." This cracked me up. It's so true—you can pretty much figure out what you're going to get here within the first few minutes.

Ha, see, I knew you were a good egg.

The Rock & Roll Jeopardy! host's name was wrong in the original article, and it has been corrected to Jeff Probst. I'm saying this just so your comment doesn't look silly attached to the now-corrected article!

I'll look into that today. I agree that it doesn't mesh well with lively commenting threads.

We post hundreds of articles every week, and we post at most four or five videos in a week—usually fewer. If it's a lot easier for you to read articles, then you are in luck, as there are articles everywhere on The A.V. Club. You can hardly move around in this place bumping into another article. And if you want to…

You gotta do the personal shopper! There's no obligation to buy things and no charge. You get the best salespeople in the place, and if you go a few times over the course of a year or two, your shopper will get to know your style and gather stuff for you before you come in. It becomes like Christmas! An expensive…

I agree. Quite a beautiful way to put it.

404? Oh shit, that's—uh, I mean, that's fine. Your affairs are all in order, right? I'm just asking.

Yes. I loved that, too—I laughed at every one of those.

Oh, I'm the whole package. [killed by bear]

Thanks, ocelotfox, I'm glad you enjoyed the video! Re: your question, Bloomingdale's. I get most of my clothes there. That's one of the things I miss about New York. The Chicago Bloomingdale's isn't bad, but it's definitely not the sartorial wonderland that the Lexington Ave. store is.

When I put on this particular jacket, I have an urge to sell one. Or to give one away, with flashing lights and ringing bells in the background.

Cool, I just might try that! Thanks, Mr. Martini!

I'll try that, Pep—thanks!

Not this time, but I love the tips! Because I still have a tub of cashew butter, after all.

!!! That is brilliant.

No it's not.

Hmm. This was perhaps inevitable on nut butter week.

That would be lovely. Also, the video should be working now, or will be working momentarily once various caches flush and whatnot.