Let’s all agree Merton Hanks never sees this.

Good job by the ref. Also, I feel like annual CPR training should be a requirement for every ref everywhere. 

So basically what I’m hearing is that in a few years the only American sedan available will be the Dodge Charger. 

Moving the on-deck circle is still my favorite Beltre story.

he must be letting his hair grow out this year

13 years ago, Logan Mankins was ejected for punching Denver DE Ebenezer Ekuban in the groin. Some talking head (Collinsworth I think? Someone else?) described the scene as “being punched right in the ekubans” and now we have Ebukam.

Griffin doesn’t have to be brilliant elite, he just has to be competent.

Headline on Breitbart Sports right now:

THUG STEELERS PLAYERS VICIOUSLY TEAR UP LOCKER OF FORMER TEAMMATE, STEAL ANYTHING THEY CAN GRAB

This is quite an impressive demonstration by both Khabib and his dad on how to actually take responsibility for your actions.

Completely agree. Rogan’s disappointment was evident more than his outrage.  

Say what you want about Rogan, but he has waxed philosophical about honor and fighting and sportsmanship in defeat for some time. Not sure how “faux” his outrage was.

Aw, his kids are so adorable. My stupid kids are so frickin’ ugly. Ugh.

Seriously. Who among us hasn’t gotten tapped on the head when we’ve gone down in the box?

This is so off-brand for the NFL. Are we sure he didn’t just fight someone outside a club or something?

A little too on the nose. Any detective worth their salt knows Philadelphians often treat cheesesteaks as legal tender.

This seems like an unneccessary article

because it’s canada I picture these guys as the suspects, minus bubbles of course who got left at home

On the bright side Yedlin probably denied Ross Barkley a goal by tapping it into his own net.

Well here is our replacement for the FiST. A big bonus will be the much better warranty. Maybe we can get an N Elantra as a replacement for the FoST.