Who gives a shit?

I’ve posted this before, but seems appropriate:

For that price, it needs to compete with a car costing 2-3x as much?

Love that view. I’m mesmerized watching that suspension work.

Let’s just breakdown what we’re working with here.

Indestructible Toyota.

I made so much money selling press kits on eBay, I wanted to treat myself to an E30 M3.

To be fair, Seguin’s been making the Bruins look stupid for a few years now.

I’m pretty pumped about the Edge ST. Only on Jalopnik would people complain about a 335hp/380lb-ft torque wagon.

Looking forward to internet commenters saying a new vehicle is either going to cure cancer or going to be the end of days based solely on a press release and a few pictures.

Mourinho already ruined Mkhitaryan, please don’t let him ruin Pulisic too!

My Jeeps are art. They increase property values. Proven fact.

I’ll stick my head out here...

I could do without seeing or hearing from that fascist, dictatorial, tyrant at all tonight if you ask me.

Still not the dumbest shit seen written on a red hat.

420 is perfect. It’s just enough to stir the pot. Plenty to turn you tires into a puff a smoke and to land you in the weeds. Enough to get you real messed up, but you would stillbe able to put your foot down without bonging into a wall. If you show up at cars and coffee with 420, you might be the envy of the joint.…

Best thing I heard this year. Also, I heard my neighbors having sex twice this year, which was pretty cool, they usually just yell at each other. And if you’re someone who doesn’t enjoy hearing your neighbors hate-fucking through the wall, then this song will drown that right out. Or you can point your speakers…

I kind of think that football should have what I call “The Rule of Awesome.” Which is, if a play is amazing, it should be allowed to stand even if there were other reasons why the play could be called back.

Credit to Matt Rhule where it’s due, at least Baylor is just assaulting men now.