The part of the question they didnt include: “Which National Pizza Chain Is The Best if you’re high” 

I got your back, Nick

This is why you run from cops.

I have never referred to a girl as a girlfriend to just get in her pants. ;)

Beat me to it. Well done.

At least he’s tipping

I’d take the cactus stereotype b-Roll over the one we get in Dallas, Cows and “real life cowboys” both are pretty much extinct unless you go to really far out of your way.

Shout out to my fellow Texans. :|

That’s one of the reasons I don’t keep the car on gear at a light. That extra 2 seconds to put the clutch in select first and start going forward can be all the difference.

Watch the Venezuelan episode of Parks and Rec. It’s now creepy.

I’m in.

my 20 month old can only mimic the bov and EWG dump noices... With his butt.

The Tesla would have kicked the traffic for you.

I’m not sure they are going to get away with that motor. My wife’s ‘15 Edge Sport twin turbo AWD 6cyl make 300+HP and gets 26 in the city.

Very similar situation that i had a month after Katrina on a road trip from Dallas to Miami.

A road trip from Texas to Miami. Six of us in a mini van we borrowed from a friend mom decided to drive through NOLA a month after Katrina. We ran out of gas at 3am and had to walk a 14 miles of interstate with no street lights or humans around until we found a gas station that wasn’t boarded up. Spooky

1st- wife has a 2015 edge sport AWD (yummy twin turbos). First mod we did within 3 days of purchase was HID kit. Made a world of difference.

I wish I had known of your business 8 months ago. I had a 38k cash budget and couldn’t get a single Ford dealer to give me an RS at that price. Ended up with a Fiesta ST and some cool stuff for the new house.

Subaru has changed. I had a transmission and motor replaced under warranty in 08 and 09 on a 07 WRX that had upgraded turbo, IC, meth, EWG etc. And I ran Time Attack and AC with a Subaru of Dallas windshield banner (they would reimbursed entrance fees to top three ET Subarus with the banner)Never had any issues with…

I go to a dozen rangers games a year. How they aren’t averaging above 90 is amazing.

I’ve Been to Lubbock. It does suck. I have not been to Iraq, but assume that Iraq is better.