Full disclosure: I got dumped last week (by text message) and I needed a place to crawl back to with my tail between my legs and also to write long, rambling posts about Community.

Hey everyone! I've decided to come back to lurk here on a semi-permanent basis after a months-long-not-doing-that.

I wish we were going to candy apple moon.

Or the Zohan….in space.

Ever since the beginning of time, man has yearned to destroy the moon. I shall do the next best thing…

Colonizing the moon, you say? The only danger is if they send them to that terrible Planet of the Apes. Wait a minute… statue of liberty… that was our planet. You maniacs, you blew it up. Damn you! Damn you all to hell!

Robocop WAS the house.

Does anyone want to switch seats?

When he turns 35, he can read about his namesake committing warcrimes in "A dream of Spring".

Spike Lee angrily tweets Harlan Coben's home phone number.

Foxy McFox?

Hey Kallison,

My name's Agnes and you know it's Agnes!

Do as I say!

Have the cast of Beverly Hills 90210 killed.

Personal opinion time!

To quote Matt Lubchansky:

Sarcasm has indeed been used very liberally.

I'm more of a Lethe-produced jerky aficionado myself.

yeah. My bad. checked up on it. It was indeed the film I thought it was but I only saw the DVD last wintertime.