and... ANNNNND we gave them Kendall Fuller, a top 3 slot corner who is playing on his cheapass rookie contract. I hate everything.

Sign Vinnie Jones and this problem disappears:

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I know a lot will disagree with me, but she should have passed them to him instead of trying to run them back.

How do you feel about the kids on your lawn?

Defender didn’t slap the floor, how can you play D if you don’t slap the floor. he never had a chance.

You been talking to my wife?

I have a hot take about this.

And they bought his replacements with Qatari money from the Neymar deal. I mean, whatever, but Billy should at least be less hypocritical about it.

City fan here. I started drafting a post to explain how far beyond the pale this article is in both tone and substance. I stopped when I realized my comments would have zero impact on your perspective and writing approach.

i don’t know how cool i’d be with the ball-off-the-face move

That’s because Barcelona’s money, along with Real Madrid and Manchester United, come from club revenue, not from outside sources. City and PSG are not really playing by the same rules. They are subsidiaries of nation-states that cook the club’s books in order to cheat Financial Fair Play rules.

In sports, you’re worth what they’re willing to pay you (or pay for you). Good grief man.

but it’s not clear if Manchester City’s money is worth it to the sport.

Is 57 million really this unthinkable extravagant sum? Liverpool just sold a player for 142 million and bought one at this guy’s position for 75 million within this transfer window. Seems like any of the top six English clubs, and good Champions League clubs elsewhere in Europe, should be willing and able to spend…

Yea that’s a bullshit low blow. The Glazer family also amassed their fortune legitimately. Maybe they had the occasional shady business deal, but that’s not exactly the same as being bankrolled by an oil rich country like PSG and Man City.

United generate the money they spend, mate.

Thank goodness your preferred club would never spend tens of millions on players in the same position in successive windows.

Fuck you. Fuck everyone. Fuck Dan Snyder most of all, for some reason.