Tiger has already exceeded his mantra of three holes and a heartbeat.

True. But he’s got twice as many Super Bowl rings as guys 2-8 on that list.

Can Jalopnik do an end-of-year review of NP/CP, showcasing the 10 best NP wins and 10 worst CP loses?

Now, I may simply be a small-town country lawyer and I don’t quite get how things go in your big city courthouses but reading over this story I don’t quite see that anyone is alleging a sexual assault took place but, rather, some inappropriate workplace emails were sent.

Dear Mr. DoubleOJoe,

+1 Zootopia

Actually Ohio has more serial killers than any other state. I mean if you lived in Ohio wouldn’t you want to kill people?

The kind of person who thinks it won’t raise questions to ask your manager to hold onto your gun while you run errands probably wasn’t paying those off anyway.

Maybe they should just create some more bowl games?

The same two coaches who coached Aaron Hernandez are vouching for this guy. Hell of a character reference.

LOL why does he keep bringing the chain!!?!?!?
That chain of his is Talib’s spinach, lol
They could be 80 years old, Crabtree dead in his casket, Talib about to pay respects, but when he sees it: “Nope, can’t have that!”

Good eye! Didn’t catch this when I saw it happen. Talib is truly a next level shithead.

Sincerely, a life-long Broncos fan.

Not-so-cunning-dingus

This is actually an interesting question. If this were the football or baseball HoF, I’d say clearly not, but basketball tends to be a much more open hall.

Classic Deadspin, making sure to dog Christianity at every opportunity.

Starred for the workmanlike effort it took to get to that punchline.

Ha, yep. Shari clearly seems like the obnoxious one in this situation...

I’m grateful this Thanksgiving for the ability to speak freely without fear of reprisal.

Always that one dickhead.

There is no doubt. Durant is not a man’s man.......he ran to a guaranteed title instead of working for it.