So you want me to use alternative physics to disprove alternative realities? Interesting. I’ve never really played that game before. Is this a nerd fight?

You are making a lot of assumptions. The first assumption you are making is that the entire theory of gravity, as it is understood by physics, is at all relevant to the discussion. If these people believed that our theory of gravity were correct, they would not believe in a flat earth.

You missed the Stanley Cup of chowder:

I also take lots of artistic liberties in describing my girlfriend, mainly because I don’t have a girlfriend

Well, hopefully he’ll get a good rest in over Christmas, so he’s fresh and raring to go when he takes over at West Ham in February!

I enjoyed this article’s unique concept of repeating the thesis sentence in every paragraph.

I know 32 pigs that are going to be happy this fortnight.

Every time I see this kind of baloney, it only reinforces my belief that Bill Belichek is less some kind of evil genius than he is the Only Sane Man in the position of head coach in the NFL. Because you know the rap on Brady, that he is merely a bewilderingly good “system” quarterback? Well, that might be true, were…

That’s the Chicago Haisley way!!

I just want to take this opportunity to remind everyone of The Special One’s alternate nickname: Chequebook Pulis

Nigel, Ian, Alistair, Piers, Trevor, and Rupert come to mind quickly.

On further review, I probably could have done better than “Fred” for a British bookmaker/gangster/match fixer. Bollocks.

tldr

the club gave him a single task... keep the team in the Premier League, and make sure they stay there.

I’m not sure this is the Jahill the Sixers want to die on

All Dopa, no Ropa.

Also, his career stats are better than Eli Manning and Joe Flacco across the board. He’s better than both of them. If he can land on a team with a good defense and actual receivers to throw to (the Bills traded away both Sammy Watkins and Robert Woods this last offseason!), he could definitely be good enough to win a…

Fuck Kansas. They refused to shake hands before the game. Why they wanted to bring bad sportsmanship into it is unknown but Mayfield is the Bobby Fischer of it when he wants to be.

Pedophiles will flock to where there is access to kids - Catholic church, coaching, boy scouts, teaching. These orgs need to do a better job of vetting candidates and establishing reporting procedures. Also no gymnast should have been alone with a male doctor, there should have always been someone else in the room.

i’ll watch this gif until i am dead