Here’s some kids with talent doing a badass cover of 46 and 2 by Tool.

pure fuckin swagger like no one else can bring

Yeah, on-field, Luck is known for two things. One, in any given game, there will be about five plays where you wonder how he managed to do that. Two, there will also be about five different plays where you wonder how he managed to stand back up after taking a hit that would have liquefied Rand Paul. Off-field, aside…

*busts into room*
“Did somebody say percs?!?!”
~Jim Irsay

I’m not a Colts fan, so this isn’t coming from a place of bias. I honestly feel so bad for Andrew Luck. He seems like a genuinely nice guy who has tried hard to be a positive person, a good teammate, and a role model. It sucks seeing this happen to him. Why can’t someone I hate get hurt and then betrayed by his team?!

All of us. We all take two and pass.

Or, you know, you can not be a shithead and see that he’s pissed at the double standard being put forward by the NCAA by punishing one kid for going to classes while reversing a school’s punishment for having fake classes for its athletes to keep them eligible. But sure, your theory also works if you don’t have enough…

What title contender can afford an injury to their holding mid? Kante, Matic would both cripple their teams. Spurs probably could, with Dier, Wanyama and I suppose Winks. Takes Busquets out of Barca or Casemiro out of Madrid and their title chances are dented.

Billy confuses ‘flashy’ with ‘good’. It’s why he likes Ben Arfa and Deulofeu so much.

As a United supporter, I’m thrilled to see City getting the sports blog equivalent of a needle in a voodoo doll - the stamp of invulnerability from Billy.

Every fucking year you write the “welp, City has won the title” article before December and then they lose it. God damnit, Billy.

Wtf?! , in regards to only John, i was at ABFF. & I remember this instance as I was with the entire cast of Snowfall & John the entire day. And during this particular segment, i was in arms length of you both when the photo was taken. You’re exaggerating and piecing little lies together to gas your article.

The dribble-setup-approach reminds me of Bill Cartwright, who had an ascetically painful free throw shot but hit 77% over his career.

Emmitt Smith, is that you?

As a certified online deadspin replay official:

Your trolling is boring. Find a way to work in Trump to really piss people off.

Tottenham took four points from Real Madrid in a home and home, but by all means, let’s hear about what Sterling and City did against Napoli.

Counterpoint: He runs like a T. Rex...

Except Taylor actually throws a good deep ball. The problem is that the team has NO WR’s who can actually get deep.