You know the world deserves to die when a sports “beef” can be inferred by the unfollowing of someone on Instagram.

Coolest guy in the NFL.

This is scary. It’s happened to me before. Sometimes the effects aren’t felt immediately, but then suddenly you lose all of your motor skills.. That’s why I stopped doing gravity bong hits.

We don’t have time for your calm, factual gibberish, thanks.

I know Neglekt from my Skull and bones days, This guy was the classiest thief and animal lover i’ve ever met. I always new he’d wind up on Kinja chat talking about that pitcher he had a crush on.

Being a police constable has to be the most difficult job there is, and that’s only worsened in the current climate. Policing only works if citizens understand and agree that they’ve empowered a select few to ensure the law is being upheld. Tweets that read “Cops still lurking around” indicate that for such a large…

So you’re saying the cops shouldn’t spray high school kids with pepper spray when there are other people in the world that deserve it more?

Fuck that. I hate Sessions as much as any literate, decent person, but nipping that fake tough guy high school football star bullshit in the bud is for the good of society. Pepper spray is not permanently damaging (at least not as used in this case) and teaches an invaluable lesson: you act like a macho prick,…

To be clear... its not the players in the brawl who are the morons.... its not the coaches who are equally mixed in the brawl who are the morons.. Its the fucking cop(s) who are the morons for trying to do something to end it. Sounds about right.

Gotta love the people defending the actions of morons in a brawl. But the police are the problem here... okay. Wow. Same people that bitch about baseball beefs. “But those are grown men!!” I don’t care. Brawl shouldn’t be the norm and then when a police officer takes action the officer is the problem. When did this…

Zero. Lesser of two evils here. Two cops vs 40 man brawl/mob.

If that includes macing/worse for mass brawls, mobs, etc... BRING IT. As someone who doesn’t fly into a fit of rage, throw things at people, break stuff when life doesn’t go my way, it is much appreciated.

Not a single thing excessive about this. If your team can’t behave in a civilized manner then you don’t get to complain when you are treated like a mob. Good for the 1 or 2 cops controlling the 30-40 people here.

Hi, I’m the guy that made this machine! Actually, I wouldn’t call my work a “Rube Goldberg” machine either, but not for the same reason. While I do agree with your definition (and that’s part of why I don’t call my machines that), that’s not the reason I don’t use that phrase. It’s because technically, the phrase…

A.C. Green, meanwhile, is fine with it.

Curiosity actually does have a laser. Maybe not a frickin laser, but a laser nonetheless. :)

Ticket scalpers would be the obvious reason to why there are visiting fans in the home sections, but Billy is an idiot and is thus incapable of making reasonable assumptions.

I don’t think they “squeezed Arsenal fans out of their seats” so much as Arsenal fans just sold their home seats to road fans en masse.

Zlatan thinks that Michael Bradley comparing himself to a lion is an insult to Zlatan.

Pretty sure you are kidding and if you’re not you won’t believe this anyhow, but here is proof they didn’t fake the landings anyway.