Please never change.

FUCK

I am new to MMA and boxing, but I’ve really enjoyed it. It is amazing to me that these men seal their fists inside orbs of concrete and then spin around like tops inside the ring and when the concrete orbs smash against their opponent, pieces of the opponents body will just explode in a red spray of gore. But the…

I would not object if he needed an extended or indefinite leave of absence to cope with and work his way through this tragic series of events.

Billy Haisley has asked for privacy during this difficult time

This is the Jetsiest thing I have ever done

Starred for posting your extended (and hard-earned) self-pity to the wrong article, which seems very Jets.

This is less surprising then finding a Confederate Flag in Stephen Miller’s bedroom.

Air comes in the front, is heated by the nuclear reactor, and is spit out the back. The thermal difference is what provides propulsion.

The speed of a nuclear blast wave is slower (albeit not much) than mach 1, so a mach 3 missile could slow down by half and still outrun any relevant effects of the bombs it drops. As long as you EMP-harden it, you should be fine.

A lot of time Mickelson doesn’t even have a driver in his bag or just uses a 3 wood or driving iron off the tee.

The *shortest* drive in PGA history, meanwhile, was Tiger Woods in November 2009.

PS: Wladimir Klitschko retired today. But no need to let boxing news get in the way of some good clickbait.

You know, if I was PSG I would be tempted to just say fuck it. He’s already told his teammates and club officials he wants to leave, the fans hate him now. If La Liga and Barca want to scrutinize every little detail, then PSG should just say “fuck it, we’re out..you guys keep your disgruntled superstar who doesn’t…

Yeah, this was going to be my general question. Does anyone on Deadspin give two shits about this ‘ongoing saga?’ I mean, I guess I should be happy that it seems to be occupying dear dear Billy, in lieu of his riveting, factually accurate, unbiased coverage of US soccer.

At this point, I’m impressed you continue to finding the will to keep typing. But that doesn’t mean I don’t wish you’d stop.

This is not a 2014 Raptor, it’s just a tribute!

Hot take alert:

They should do an on-court suspension, where he has to just sit on the court and think about what he’s done.