I don’t know. Looks like the closest he came to dropping the baby was when the mom grabbed at her. I came expecting to be on her side, I’m leaving on his.

Of course, my doctor tells me it’s somewhat harder to make another baby once you have a foul ball.

Newsflash to the people of and around New York:

Stephen A. Smith looks like a dollar store version of MC Rob Base.

I wasn’t able to for about two hours this morning, but it seems to be fixed now.

There is nothing sweeter in sports than the tears of baseball players bitching about respect for the game.

Except that Jaws says in his tweet that he compiled the data himself and there is no reason not to believe him, unless you think two reasonanle humans can’t both count to thirty. So Fahey may have been the originator of the stat but he’s not even being specifically quoted by Jaws in the cases cited above.

Putting shit into your ass should be called “Raspberry Beret” simply because of the lyric “She walked in through the out door.”

What about Laura Wagner? Her posts are solid.

Check out his “hot takes” on the MLS. This dude is clueless.

Yes

Barry is great at covering the NHL (I still don’t get how people bitch about deadspin’s lack of hockey coverage.)

*searches Deadspin archives for story titled “Lionel Messi’s Hissy Fit Is Reportedly Almost Over”*

As a Hornets follower (hard to really be a fan) since the expansion days, I can tell you I’d welcome the hell out of Sam Hinkie.

Nope, pick a side. And God damn if she doesn’t just look like Brady in a wig.

I don’t know a single person named Mookie, which is a shame.

Probably rode in the open bed of a pickup truck a time or two, amirite?? High fives.

Wow, your folks were fancy! My parents couldn’t afford the wagon with the third row seat. so we just sat in the open back area. And it was GREAT.

Man, sitting in the way-way-back of a faux wood paneled station wagon, facing backwards, was the best. I can’t believe cars were actually designed like that.

Look at that dumb beef castle.