If I had to put Conor’s chances into a percentage, I would say he has none percent chance

I propose the two square off in an academic quiz bowl. Or Teen Jeopardy. I would pay.

Actually I’m quite skittish when I’m in the pocket.

I’m having a Mitch Hedberg moment here and thinking the “low-top” shoe should just be called a shoe.

I wanna remember a guy.

Bortles is juuuuuust good enough at QB to get multiple coaches and GM’s fired. It’s like me with sex. I show just enough of a hint of promise in bed that it takes women 2 or 3 times with me to realize that yes, I do indeed suck.

Username is better than your comment. +1

Everything/everyone >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Billy.

Why is the top photo from their game against Penn State?

Lauren >>>>>> Billy

I agree that he needs to cool it with his temper, but this is pretty funny too.

He doth protest to much, methinks. OBJ’s worst enemy isn’t TMZ, it isn’t the refs, and it certainly isn’t Josh Norman. It’s OBJ.

A bunch of other people got shot too.

Three more and Neil Young can write a song.

I can’t say I agree but there’s something to be said about a one-off matchup versus maintaining a season-long marathon in a highly-competitive league where your primary opposition crushes you in the payroll department five-fold.

I was happier before I read this article. I hadn’t put much (or any) thought into it, but I thought everyone’s name was on the cup somewhere.

No; I’ll ask the obvious question. Atlantic side of Florida or Gulf?

Seriously though, yesterday aside, haven’t most USA fans been giving Bradley shit for years now? He seems to be getting more and more immobile, he can’t stay with Pulisic et al on quick counterattacks, his offensive game is mostly limited to getting the ball with no defender around him and taking a low-percentage shot…

It was given to him by a loan shark

That’s my favorite use of the word “whilst” in a twitter rant that came in the form of a screenshot of the rant on the stationary of an 80 year old professional golfer.