Cool story, Davy Crockett.

This looks like the morning after I tried authentic Thai.

Carbon Monoxide poisoning.

Needs 10,000 more words and 9,000 of them must be about Messi and Barcelona.

Good there was another dipshit around to write about it!

They were probably just wondering why Real were even bothering to celebrate, as their win means nothing because they didn’t innovate tactically.

Suprised that Ramos didn’t collapse and roll around in pain in order to get them both sent off.

Are you one of those dipshits?

To be fair Stills wrote most of the songs and Nash brought with him that British Invasion pop sensibility from the Hollies oh it’s hockey again.

SALTY ASS NIGGA....Overall, really shit read. This was nothing more than a really poor attempt to take away from RM’s successes. The fact of the matter is you don’t see the tactical brilliance of this squad because it’s beyond your reach. You tried really hard to be deep but came away looking like a salty Barca fan.

with all due respect, you should probably focus on articles saying how the world is not PC or liberal enough to Deadspin’s standards - and leave sports journalism to the people who actually have the credentials to !!

Wow so many words yet means nothing.

BREAKING: Barcelona Stan thinks Real Madrid’s impressive accomplishment is not impressive

Lol. Oh Billy. Now THIS is good kinja.

A reminder: 1ZIzo decided not to sign any big stars last summer. All big teams, including At Madrid out spent Madrid.

+1 Golden Bear

This happened to Arnold Palmer back in 1962. He was so shaken, his game never recovered.

Not sure if tinfoil or most likely scenario.