Oh boy, bless your little heart.

“it’s just something that would change the game subtly”

Thor definitely has Hep C now, no telling where Skanky Gaga’s hands have been.

Agreed. I don’t know what this is or supposed to be.

Thanks for stopping by kiddo.

I read this in Mitch Hedberg’s voice, very satisfying.

“Like so many goals you can’t remember all the goals. Such a steady diet of goals and only goals that you’d frankly be sick of all the goals were they not goals and thus not the greatest, tastiest things ever. Goals at the starts of matches and goals in the middle and after the match has already been all but decided…

A live look at ZODIAC MOTHERFUCKER

It almost had the tone, but this piece wasn’t long enough to be Billy’s handiwork.

You are the wokest.

Can I have a 2500 word diatribe on why Barca have not signed Zlatan please?

This is my new “sliding into your DM’s like” gif.

A drunk man’s words are a sober man’s thoughts. I was just thinking... blahjkjfhklrjkpojkls lookit the turd cutter on Cindy today, who’s coming to Waffle House with me?

This Neywatch series should be put together for a suspense/thriller novel. It’s like a bunch of little Tom Clancy excerpts every 2 days. I’m sitting on the edge of my seat over here. What will happen next!?!?

That is one hairy ass hole.

Is Derek Anderson’s ‘07 season the best performance on this list? 56% comp, 3800 yds, 29 TD - 19 INT. JFC!

He’s insufferable. I’m disappointed that not every club and every national team aren’t Barcelona as well.

And the lead paragraph really set the nonsensical tone.

I must have clicked on something in error because I ended up at Barcaspin.

+1 Joy and Pain