That is an odd way to get your red wings. It’s a little messy if you don’t know what you’re doing, beginners should start in the shower first.

I generally tire of a ringtone after a few weeks. I’ve been rocking the Airwolf theme ringtone for a year now. Do yourself a favor, find it and download it.

Damn, this is some weak shit.

Billy, what are blabbering about?

Yeah Billy, Costa can score goals. But try and convince me that he isn’t a soggy bag of dicks and that he doesn’t resemble a 53 year old Hungarian woman.

Ummm, what? Looks to me he sat on my man’s stomach/chest simulating a defecating squat. You do know that a teabag involves a sack in close proximity to the victims face, right? So, I’m assuming that you watched the video. How close do you think his bean bag is to the offended’s face? 2 feet... 18 inches...

It wasn’t Jim’s intention of making the presser awkward, he just zoned out dreaming of khaki Docker bikinis.

As a Hokie that was in Blacksburg at the same time, I can’t say that I’ve ever heard a cross word about him. Good football player, but a better man.

You poor soul, bless your little heart.

I’m holding out my excitement until Franck Ribery signs with Shanghai Shenhua to complete the most handsome duo in world.

I don’t know about teabag, looked more like a simulated cleveland steamer.

Growing up in the River’s house, it was called the peppermint roll.

My moral compass can be gashed at times. But you can’t blame a guy for taking a stab at it.

Robbery was not his initial intent. He was there to Seles her on a new training gadget, the demo went horribly wrong and now a skin Graf is required.

“I knew a viking named Toby that lived in a culvert in Albuquerque, he makes a super bowl of coyote roe and cactus needles with Tab soda. It was a special treat when you could wrangle up some used coffee grounds as an accompaniment. Boy I tell you what, that was living! What were we talking about again...?”

Tim and I have the same last name and the same fashion sense. I wish we were related so when my wife kicks me out I could ask him if I could crash on the couch in a pair of his cargo capris.

Do you have any cheese?

Kali ma Shakti de!

His parents were bigger fans of Blaire than the likes of Jo and Tootie.

#LOLHOOS