“Goff is no Chris Everett. We’re headed in the right direction, Rome wasn’t built in a day.”

So... you are saying that Flacco is elite.

+1 eye roll from Billy.

Asprilla (Parma), Valderrama, Rincon, Valencia (Bayen)...

“That’s my whip before I Nene.”

Your logic is getting in the way of Billy’s shitty takes.

What does this have to do with Barcelona, Billy?

Rocking the throwback Handray Blatche jersey is commitment to her craft.

+1 lady of the night

I’m going to assume that you are Welsh and are indeed talking about sheep.

Tone, put that big-ass size 13 on and kick it for the homies.

Does jet fuel melt a whining dipshit?

Biblical name: Khriststops Cunnilingus