LOL!!! We’ve all been there :)

Yeah. Sounds great. Go and vote. 62 million people voted for 45*, he fucked up America..... then got 13 million MORE votes. I’m entirely out of faith for the future of this country. I don’t know if I need to take my black ass back to Nigeria and live. Ron DeSantis is lurking, and if he wins, I’m gone. He’s not hiding…

Can we please be done with the puffy little dictator? 

“Police ultimately declined to charge or arrest anyone and let the neighbors work it out themselves”

And why do some of them also have the “Let’s Go Brandon” stickers? The plates are hideous enough. The sticker isn’t necessary. I already know you’re an asshole.

I think I know exactly where this is. 

Northern Virginia too. Alexandria, to be exact. But I'm a native Chicagoan. The patches of blue and red areas in Virginia and Maryland are fascinating. And (at times) scary. 

That’s it? Playas gonna play and haters gonna hate? If anyone can sue for that, I’d bet a whole lot more lawsuits are coming. 

If the goal of this stupid a*s “column” was to get clicks, then congrats..

We’re embarrassingly fickle that way. But if the measure said that the man who impregnated the woman had to get a forced vasectomy, the abortion ban would be lifted by COB today.

I never thought of this.. and now that you mention it, I absolutely believe that what you suggested will happen. Like that lady in Texas who was riding in the HOV-2 lane. Cop pulled her over and she said the fetus counts as a person. I think she’s going to court to fight it. Any other time, I’d say she’s nuts. This…

A supreme talent... and a horrible human being.

And here, ladies and gentlemen, is the winner.

Nicely done.. *applause*

I.. actually started laughing. What the fuck is wrong with these people? No serious adult thinks this way.

All yours. Use as much as needed. 

“Go play in traffic you facist shit stain”

I keep thinking he can’t really be this stupid. But he is.. then I think nobody would really vote for someone this stupid. Then I’m reminded 45* got 75 million votes..and they're both impressively stupid.. then I reach for the bottle and go drink.

Shut..the entire..fuck up.

“Biden planned to nominate Meredith reportedly in exchange for Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell (R-Kentucky) “agreeing not to hold up future federal nominations by the Biden White House.”