“We all love Star Trek for its moral core, the way it presents heroes that champion utopian ideals and diplomacy and a love of scientific curiosity over hostility and division”

Thoughts and prayers for the Megadoodoo family.

Counterpoint: If your universe's best movie is Aquaman, you've done something horribly wrong with everything else to date. 

This is certainly way more upbeat than I thought it would be. But it might be a case of a “Star Trek Beyond trailer” effect where the music makes it sound way happier - I think this would be much more intense with a Hans Zimmer score.

I’m not saying anything new, but the real crime of demoting Pluto is that if we ever do find Planet X it will actually be Planet IX.

“The Packers have informed me that there letting me go.”

Why do all these supposedly advanced societies still use hereditary rule? And it’s always the king who is granted some crazy power, which also makes no sense.

ANd none of the adversaries ever think to try spreading democracy through these societies.

And the twist is she only found him at the end because every girl in the school helping her look only looked for boys over 5'9"

“Brienne of Tarth: the Early Years”

Truly, Buffalo’s prayers have been answered

If woman weren’t allowed to drive, how would they get to work to be sexually harassed? Hmmm. You Americans are so dumb.

“I have some quibbles with Rowling’s world building—how does magic work, exactly?”

It’s gonna look worse if he turns out to be a goose in really convincing make up. 

I’m going to be as pissed as anyone here if Kavanaugh’s appointment to the Supreme Court is confirmed, for a variety of reasons. Besides anything else, he is clearly tainted.

“it stands to reason that a person accused of a serious sexual assault before the entire world is going to act a tad emotional.”

Yeah he should be really embarrassed for not maintaining composure, lying multiple times, exposing how biased he is, and not just agreeing to an FBI investigation right off the bat.

Just throwing this out there. Could be his big chance finally.

oh sweet baby, you try so hard

I’ve flagged your posts as hate speech :)