So. Pretty lonely, huh?

Oh my glob! You guys have exceeded my wildest dreams. Say more things!

I’m slowly coming to terms with the fact that getting angry at these deadshits just plays into their weird online auto-erotic asphyxiation-via-outrage games and I have no interest helping them blast another load of dusty spunk into their mum’s cremation urn.  

You’re doing some winge-ing though.  So that means you’re fugly right?

Gosh, you’re so much more polite than I would have been.

It’s spelled “whinge,” not “winge.” Modusoperandi said it better, but just in case you missed the point. 

You are the wind beneath my winge.

You should post a picture of yourself so we can see just how beautiful you are dipshit. You probably don’t have the balls though you wuss.

John, I know you think you’re very edgy, but you’re just extremely boring.

I’m honestly as tired as the “John McCain was a terrible terrible person who no one should say nice things about” pieces as the “John McCain was last of a rare and noble breed of American statesmen” pieces. Dude died just yesterday, and in my universe, it’s still poor manners to interrupt other people’s mourning with…

“Beadle’s job is to host what is basically the sports equivalent of The View, and that does not require her to be able to explain the intricacies of a zone blocking scheme or break down a jet sweep. She’s there to guide discussions about narratives and broad storylines, which she can do just fine without watching…

Sadly there’s a pretty decent chance a sex trafficker grabs it and takes it to the house.

Blogger isn’t a position of power, unless you work on the Commerce Team

Parents on one flight, kids on the other?

The common denominator here is that there’s a structural imbalance of power between men and women, which men leverage into unfair, exploitative sexual encounters. Sure, some men are more exploitative than others (sex crimes versus pressuring a subordinate for sex). And some women are more okay with that than others…

Women in videogames are characters in a videogame, and thus come with no expectation of agency whatsoever, unless you’re implying that the singularity has arrived.

If your argument is equity, I can all but guarantee that the ratio of female to male cosplayers featured on Kotaku is greater than one.

And that is because…

“Horton, Here’s a Poo!”

That gator would love to make a hole in one................of those deer.

#NotMySpacePope

“I wasn’t a sweaty nerd, more of an Ethlete,”