Well, let’s hope the children are OK and everyone else is dead.

I for one salute his pro-Harambe activism.

Tony Romo was injured during this.

This. I don’t see the problem here. Don’t throw a pie in someones face at a formal event and you don’t worry about getting the crap beaten out of you. Fuck KJ for about a million other things, but this one is a wash. 

Look, Kevin Johnson is a world-class POS, but he was well within his rights to put the two-piece on that idiot’s face repeatedly.

Have they tried not being black? I’ve been not black most of my life, and it didn’t even take much effort.

Cowboy abuses Redskin woman.

I searched “below average” and got a nice selfie.

I mean, maybe this is the wrong way to look way to look at it, but I’m kind of happy that he didn’t actually quit the show in a blaze of hatred, and that at the very least he wasn’t a hypocritical asshole.

I bet the pumping room had a different meaning in a Bill Clinton white house.

Few classes of people in this world are as batshittedly convinced of their own influence and importance than college newspapers nerds and jesus fuck I miss that world so goddamn much I’m 32 and my DEEP AND IMPORTANT COLLEGE NEWSPAPER EXPERIENCE made me a legal editor in a hidden kingdom of batshit crazy conservative…

As a man, I have a great idea.
If women would like to be heard more in the workplace, when one woman makes a point, the other women in the room should reiterate the idea and credit the initial speaker.

“Just sign ‘em! Sign’em all! We’ll sort out the money later. EVERYONE should be a Saint for as long as they can! I’m gonna sign more Saints than every previous GM in the history of the team, combined.”

- Pope John Paul II’s Ghost, Interim New Orleans GM

...unless it's confirmed in video replay

“her parents began monitoring her time online, according to the affidavit.”

I only believe in the Constitution when it conforms to my personal world view. As such, I am against the 6th, 7th, 8th, 9th, 13th, 14th, 16th, and 19th Amendments in their entirety, and the 1st, 2nd, 4th, 5th, and 15th Amendments being granted to non-white folk.

Lovely, lovely psychopath.

Lyanna Mormont is going to get ALL OF THE SONGS written about her one day.