hey, look everybody! another thing that nobody cares about.

that’s your take away from this? that chicago police are evil? you’re so wise.

kill me now.

i lolled when i thought that ‘women talking’ would be a good stephen king novel.

I love how this show is wonderful and awful all at the same time. Like, how would Burnham not immediately realize that their plan would never work because her future self would already know about the plan because, you know, she’s from the future?

I enjoy pretending that my undergrad physics class gave me the knowledge to understand any of this.

Oh Gawd, kill it with fire!

Yah, but if you’re gonna play a fatty, shouldn’t you do the character the courtesy of wearing a fat suit? Gary Oldman would have looked pretty silly trying to play Churchill without his adorable fat suit.

Except lots of black people do talk like that. I’m related to some of them. Should I tell those lovely women that they’re offensive to someone else’s idea of how black folks are supposed to act? I’m sure they’ll be properly contrite once I show them the internet.

I want to be excited about this, because the first few books were really good, but the ones he wrote after his accident were pretty awful.

Dude is gonna need some steroids. All the steroids.

Yah, but since the entire comic is fan service, it’s kinda hard to cut out the T&A and still have a direct adaptation.

Trump is indeed a sleaze bucket, but please don’t pretend that this is a “news organization”. If you guys are a news org, then since I went on a tour of NASA once in high school, I’m an astronaut. 

Diabetes is so hot.

Gawd I’m so glad people are still into the this show! This may be my favourite TV show ever, though I’m torn between this, DS9, SG1, and Firefly.

Good lord, the pro-life movement is just fucking exhausting. Thanks a lot, religion.

Convenient that you didn’t repeat any of the “allegations”. 

I approve. 

I’m not interested in ranking this list, I’m just so fucking pleased that when reading it, I’m genuinely undecided on most options and just generally impressed at how many great SF films we’ve had in the recent past. Good on us.

The internet reactions to this story are satirically hilarious.