Mel Gibson is a national treasure.

This show is painfully terrible.

“Check the backseat” is going to be the title for Part III.

My boner for this movie grows by the day.

I’m with you; I don’t care if it happened or not, I’m believing it regardless. It’s too adorable not to.

I’m sure those children will feel severely chastised by your saucily racist remarks. Keep up the good work. Brother.

Black Panther not getting costume design is a pretty huge snub, the Oscar’s love affair with Victorian era outfits is ridiculous. But getting nominated for Best Picture? This is pandering at its worst. I can’t wait for these awards to be over so we can stop talking about it.

God I love this story. So much outrage. We need more of this!

This was just the sort of epic I needed to start my day. Suck it, Auntie Bigot.

Oh gosh, tell us more about how white people are overwhelming evil. You racist cunt.

Has anyone ever met somebody who actually thought the ghostbusters reboot was good? I mean, it’s not as bad as some people make it out to be, but it’s still borderline awful.

Ohgoddamn! That is fucked up. Yet still hilarious. 

Nathan Fillion is the only Nathan for me.

“Reprehensible” seems a bit of a harsh critique, don’t you think? Pedophilia is “reprehensible”, nazis are “reprehensible”, literally everything that comes out Trump’s mouth is “reprehensible”. What Watson said? Meh, kind of racist, kind of dumb, slightly adorable in a “Guess what that old man said?” kind of way, but…

This is so cool. I need better hobbies.

Was anyone else super unimpressed with season 1?

Pants>underwear

You’ve got to be total douche at the DNA level for this article to be relevant to your vehicle.

Imagine if this little article were titled