Don’t hold back, say what’s in your heart!

You’re so brave. I’m sure you have the love and respect of all your family and friends.

Oh my glob! You guys have exceeded my wildest dreams. Say more things!

Meh, so what? I’m glad he’s back because I enjoy hearing ugly people winge about it.

Sometimes America makes me want to punch it in the face.

I suppose I’d care if her music weren’t so terrible.

What are you on about?

Good lord, no. It wasn’t even the best Marvel movie of 2018! This winning would be almost as bad as the time ‘Crash’ won. 

Fuck that cunt, lock her ass up.

I think you may be mistaking sexism for biological differences between the sexes. It’s no mystery that men are more aggressive in their competitiveness than women, it’s just basic human physiology. If you don’t like playing in co-ed, form a women’s league and play there. Or just suck it up. I don’t like playing in…

This article makes me want a cigarette. 

When I first got on Tinder, all I had in my bio was my profession, and I did pretty well. Later I updated it to include my disdain for religion and other magical nonsense, and despite the fact that I’m attractive and ripped like jesus, I no longer did so well. I would go weeks without a match! I’ve never been so…

Meh. The SGX dude is probably right. But I don’t really care because I have better things to do with my time than play video games... like comment on blogs about video games!

Joey Lawrence? WTF.

G. Allen seems like the type of person who chews with his mouth open... on purpose.

Is that liver?

I tried to explain this to my cousin, and his reaction was to go full retard and just exclaim “Well I don’t believe that!”. 

Ah yes, the Root; steadily pandering to the lowest common denominator of white-hate racists. These comments are a goldmine of idiocy. Bless you all.

Soooo, how exactly was this racist? 

You’re so wise. Say more things!