Again, you seem obsessed with telling me what it is I’m thinking and/or doing. I’m not defending anyone or anything, I’m simply pointing out that it’s irresponsible to use group think and fabricated outrage to convict someone of a heinous crime. I have no opinion one way or another as to whether he’s a rapist, because…

Excellent observation, captain obvious. This also isn’t a kangaroo. Or a spaceship. Or even an apple pie. Good job missing the point.

I take it you’re trying to be sarcastic, and implying that I’m of the opinion that “women lie about being raped...”. I do not hold that opinion. Furthermore, your assumption that I do is not only insulting, but dishonest. I would caution you against making such broad accusations, it just makes you look desperate.

Wow, you guys have reached a new low. This whole story reeks of BS; there’s no evidence other than a tweet. A tweet. Seriously, just a tweet. Granted, credence to the claim is granted due to the douche nature of this guy’s profession, but for the love of the flying spaghetti monster, can we, for once, give up the…

This is a serious issue, but just from the trailer, it’s pretty obvious that there are going to be some problems with this “documentary”.

I’m an avowed hater of the cowboys, so I was thrilled to see them sign this guy because it makes them look even worse than they already are. This is exactly the type of maniacal overreaction I was hoping for. Suck it, cowboys.

Hahahaha!! She thinks she’s people.

I kind of thought he was borderline terrible.

Oh thank the flying spaghetti monster that we have you intellectual giants out there to tell us all how bad guns are! Tell me more about what else is bad so we can get outraged about that, too. I can’t wait to support more outrage. Sure beats thinking.

This article... lol. Lol indeed.

Suck it, fatties!

"Colin Cowherd is a flaccid penis shaft of a man with a syphilitic soul"

This article inspired me to go to Wendy's and have some. It was delicious.

Thank you for being reasonable.

Ah yes, the comment section. Where people go to type things that they would never, ever say to someone's face.

It's a relief that Jezebel is consistently available for some good old fashioned religious bashing. Keep up the good work.

Forgive me, but I'm not sure if this is some sort of satire or not. I like the jokes about "pastries" and what not, but none of the metrics you've supplied are correct. Is there a punch line here somewhere that I've missed?

Ah yes, the power of the internet. Where else could a brave blogger publicly call a grown man in another country a dickhead and know that he's in no danger of being slapped?

This article is why I love this website. So bad it's good. Thank you.

Those gosh darned republicans, ruining everything! It sure is a good thing we have a heroin addict to tell us who the bad guys are.