You should be able to do this:

So expensive. $150+ for a keyboard. It’s a keyboard.

So expensive. $150+ for a keyboard. It’s a keyboard.

Scary story #12:

Most, if not all, eyedrops for dry eyes make the underlying problem worse, not better. Your body will simply slow down the glands that produce the fluids that your eyes need, which is the opposite effect of what you want to have happen. The drops aren’t meant for long-term use.

“But here is the kicker: while the three adults ate a tiny cheesecake slice, the brat ate the ENTIRE slice of chocolate cake (think Matilda-sized cake) and would scream if anyone tried to eat any of it. As soon as they were done, parents of the year promptly asked for the check and tipped me a healthy 5 percent.”

Woot! The G-2 won first place! Co-op got it right this time.

Woot! The G-2 won first place! Co-op got it right this time.

Thieves are the worst.

Thieves are the worst.

Pen thieves are the worst!

Pen thieves are the worst!

“There’s a whole lot of unsexy grind”

Pilot G2 10 or GTFO.

Pilot G2 10 or GTFO.

Wow. The incredible detail on this model is extremely impressive.

“Best” is quite subjective. I would prefer a membrane programmable RGB keyboard w/ 18 G-keys if that would bring the price to under $100. Mechanical keys seem to jack up the price to at least $150. Spending $150+ on just the keyboard really kills the budget for the “has a day job and needs to pay the bills” gamer.

“Best” is quite subjective. I would prefer a membrane programmable RGB keyboard w/ 18 G-keys if that would bring the…

I would love to find a programmable RGB keyboard + 18 G keys for under $100. I’ve got a Logitech G11 I bought for ~$50 a few years ago. I’m happy with it but I would rather have it be my backup keyboard. But $150+ for a keyboard for my needs is ridiculous.

I would love to find a programmable RGB keyboard + 18 G keys for under $100. I’ve got a Logitech G11 I bought for…

The best solution is for every developer out there to immediately pull ALL of their apps from the app store. The cry from users would be so loud and violent that Apple would finally be forced into the position to provide an AppCompat library similar to how Android operates for new features and finally listen to and…

“To everyone who sees where this is headed and is about to make some dumb comment about “why didn’t she just tell the lady the pizza didn’t have mayo on it,” I hate you more deeply than I am able to express in mere human language.

...but still not quite as much as I hate the people about to smugly, snobbishly insist…

Coming from Giz.

“(Editor’s Note: The first person who unironically tries to argue “WELL MAYBE THEY WERE KOSHER/HALAL AND DON’T KNOW WHAT PIGS ARE” should be fired into the sun.)”

For most people, their response in this situation is:

You should ask me before backing ANY project. I have unusual intuition.

Dude, when you hit 70, absolutely nothing “fits right” because you realized a ridiculously long time ago that, as long as your private parts are covered, you might as well be comfortable in the clothes you wear.