Odds Gerry Pollard has used the word “uppity” in his lifetime: 1/1

This is the kind of dude who has absolutely WRECKED an Arby’s Bathroom and then walks out and complains to the manager that it was like that when he walked in and what kind of lazy people do they have working here anyways.

What’s with the weird ass inflatable Ice Cream thing in the tunnel?

What I do and say and think and feel are not indicative of who I am as a person.

It was picked up not because of anything he was wearing, but a bit more to do with how he climbed on a moving schoolbus and went batshit.

what the trump, he’s got an NRA hat, why didn’t he just shoot the damn bus and claim he was standing his ground?

Likely right.

He hasn’t sat down in the past 48 hours.

Well, I’m sure he stood for the anthem, so there’s no problem here.

Dolphins are known for their blowholes...

Wow, their offensive line coach has really made himself the center of attention. Not sure how the Dolphins are going to tackle this problem. Should have found a way to guard against this type of thing as an organization.

“Seriously, did they just zap a pound of blood out of him or something?”

The Browns should have responded with a picture of a plane hitting the world trade center.

Ahem.

Yes, cracking down on prescription opioid abuse has driven abusers towards cheaper, safer alternatives like black tar heroin.

The problem here seems to be that the kids stole the pills instead of receiving them from a sketchy team doctor?

Other facts: Was founded by evangelical abolitionists in 1860, and was a stop on the Underground Railroad.

Another fun fact: Goo Jesus was Peter North’s original stage name.

It’s like you can’t even count on quality officiating in Guatemala’s 3rd division anymore smh