They NEED to be docked. The scooter companies could rent out parking spaces but Nooo, that would cut into profits so screw us.

Go to Philz Coffee at Fourth and King some morning rush hour and you’ll see at least ten people riding on the sidewalk every hour. There’s a fortune in tickets waiting to be written there and my only question is: Why are they doing NOTHING?

“I found they park nicely in a dumpster, you can park about 15 of them in one.”

In other words nothing has changed. It was all talk. Are tickets being written for the sidewalk drivers? If not, why not? And for the love of god, if you’re riding one of these things, keep it off the sidewalk!

Control the citizens.

It’s the corporate takeover of the Great Lakes. People should be stopping those water trucks, by force of arms if necessary. Water is Life. They are stealing your LIFE.

Stop that or you’ll grow hairs on your corona!

Talk about Manna from Heaven!

Set them loose and they will command the underworld.

Now THAT’S an adult video I’d like to see. Eight arms and more suction in more places than you’re hottest dreams!

If they start having a bad trip do you dump a bunch of orange juice in the tank?

Toss some glow sticks in there!

(Otherwise it’s a nice watch.)

Wow, it looks like they’ve ‘designed’ a wristband that won’t fall apart. What an incredible ‘advance’ in this new smartwatch. It’s amazing that they’ve been able to figure out this wristband mystery after so many decades!

Elon live-streaming...

As in pay-doe.

Musk should go to Disneyland instead. Better yet; build a secret tunnel to it. Pop in, pop off, pop back out, with videos of course...

Especially self-important ones. They deserve to be taken down a notch.

I honestly believe that veterans, wounded or not, have a good sense of humor, and I think they will watch this and laugh.

I’m sure Pence knows which Capital Hill restrooms to take a ‘wide stance’ in.