‘Typically savvy’. Uh huh, and which way is Russia again?

The problem and the solution are simple:

The Problem. They are being parked and driven on the sidewalks which creates all sorts of dangers and pointless irritations.

The Solution. Dock them in rented parking spaces and ticket people who drive them on the sidewalks. Park them on the street. Drive them on the street.

Just…

I’ll take those odds!

Or ‘disrespectful’ California. We don’t stand up when he enters the room.

They should do like all of the smart meteors and fly United!

Children are no problem; we have internment camps for them.

Using ‘brilliant’ pebbles of course.

When it gets real close just tilt your head to the left real quick and you’ll hear it go whooshing on by!

The Suburbanites.

File a restraining order; lawyers always get their way!