johnnyvarvatos
Johnny Varvatos
johnnyvarvatos

I'm allergic to avocados.

"His eyesight was so bad, he could not possibly have read the labels on the drugs he gave these women."

But…but…but…drugs are bad, right?

Isn't Seinfeld on the autistic spectrum?

People do binge 4-5 episodes in a row per day, over consecutive days. That's why they call it binge watching.

I think Lynch realizes that most people will be binge watching it in the future, and is just treating it like one really long movie.

I'd love for them to do a Fargo set like a hundred years ago. Maybe a prohibition era story.

This was terrible. The tone was all wrong. The comedy sucked. The 70's setting was overbearing. The cast uninteresting. The stories depressing. Just bad all around.

Again, talking about himself, he said 'a comedian is a special kind of monkey'. Dyson joked back 'of a sort', and Bill froze for a couple seconds thinking he'd fucked up again.

He nearly stepped in it again with that monkey remark. LOL.

Back in the 90's, a friend who worked at a trailer company said Michael Douglas came in to his office to do some voice-over work. He saw the screensaver on my friend's computer and said 'Wow, who is that?'. The Mask of Zorro had just come out and it was Catherine Zeta Jones in costume. Two weeks later he heard they

I think Universal would have been better off taking their monster movie franchise to the small screen, doing an ambitious web series for one of the streaming services. Their classic monsters are ill suited to dumb, big budget spectacle filmmaking. But something long form, that could take its time and not be so

Yeah, vinyl is very arguably a superior audio format. A good film print is better than the best digital. But VHS is complete shit.

Bill Maher isn't Jewish.

Yeah, he was clearly being facetious with that absurd joke when you see the clip of it. I think this is why Louis skates by a lot with this stuff, and his jokes about jews and his use of the n-word, because of the facetious air he puts on in his act. Still, it's kind of amazing he hasn't been raked over the coals like

That's kind of a messed up standard.

Well, the kid was dumber than a bag of hammers and surrounded by shitheads and abusers, with low job prospects. If he is released, he'll probably sue and get a settlement, so it's a conjecture with some cause.

Read any bio on Lucas or the making of Star Wars and yeah, it's no secret the movie was cut, and re-cut and re-cut until it worked. Lucas always felt he was an editor first and foremost. He told Ron Howard on American Graffiti that he was really going to direct the movie later, in the editing room. He compared editing

I think he was probably heading down a bad road. If he gets out soon, in the long run he might end up with a better life. But that's all conjecture. No way to know for sure.