Your words to me earlier:

god damn it

At a McDonald’s?

You can still get a DUI when on oxy. That doesn’t excuse them.

Did an iPhone dump you on prom night or something?

Someone ALWAYS does this. Tells everyone that they can do this on thier prefered OS.

There are many third party apps on iOS that offer this for years now. This isn’t an iOS vs android thing.

“why are durians smelly?” “Because, and maybe because genes.”

The reason you find this so ridiculous is because you will never be in a situation where a man could accuse you of any inappropriate behaviour without being laughed at, safe of you literally ripping his clothes off. You will never be accused of ‘eye raping’, making a man ‘uncomfortable’, ‘sexist’ jokes, ‘accidentally…

That story broke Thursday, the sketches were done and ready to go. Weekend Update would’ve been the only option but that was already full so we’ll have to wait a week. You can go jerk off to Hannity rambling about it if that helps you though.

“Scat”

Hey, I’m not watching either way, so they can knock themselves out.

Yep. I saw it and while I loved it, the movie it too long and too loud.

I saw it as a matinee on Friday and I loved it. I thought it was amazing from start to finish. My feeling though is you would have to see the original to appreciate what a magnificent job Denis Villeneuve has done to maintain the integrity of Ridley Scott’s vision.

“We can take a joke.”

Yeah, it’s almost as if the truck was built for exactly this scenario! (not particularly impressed)

Consolation prizes to:

When a white person brings up “black on black crime” that is code for “I do not like black people and I think that they are deserving of violence because they have brought it on themselves”.