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This is a good take (am I using that right? Kids these days with their Instachats and thirsty this and lit that, they can get off my lawn).

The most delicious militia in America.

Agreed. That looks like it is a silicone cause band. (i.e. a livestrong band type of dealie) If someone needs help getting one of those off, they probably shouldn’t be let near a plastic bag for fear of suffocation.

It would not. The band has to stretch to get over the hand or it won’t get over it in one piece. It’s simple physics. You can’t fit a small loop over a larger cross-section without changing the dimensions of one or the other.

Yeah, please fuck off forever. I’ve lived through catastrophic natural disasters. People need to eat and drink clean water. Christ, go jerk yourself off with Atlas Shrugged again, you wretched piece of shit.

I’m not convinced...

Have you always been a piece of shit, or is it something you’ve worked towards?

Get off the computer Dad. I heard this already when Katrina hit.

Typical of a Llama to spit in the face of victims.

Unfortunately, the trick doesn’t work in reverse

The rest of the elite disaster-response team walks resolutely across the tarmac:

He only has one post; he just keeps changing the title…

And.... Every singer should only get one song. As if we are suppose to forget they sang that other song?

Better idea:

“Fighting game” lul

what is wrong with you