johnnysix
Professor Infinite Scroll Troll, Master of the Blogosphere.
johnnysix

Been at this since Yahoo Chat. Since 28.8 modems. Since banner ads on Juno. Since GIFs had 16 colors. Since that shitty Balto movie. “Since” misplaced quotes.

The beauty of opinions is that no matter how ridiculous they are, they still hold up. Found a shiny troll face for ya Alli!

If we ban all the guns, that just leaves the trigger happy police with firearms? Oh boy.

If all of these were illegal last week, do you think the shooting would have happened still? I mean, the dude was rich enough to afford said TAXATION (dunno why this is all caps)... And obviously had no regard for a ‘ban’ law if he was down for mass murder.

Nope. Just doing my troll duty. Its not that us lowly neanderthals don’t understand your diction, we just choose to use keyword conversational English. But hey, if you wanna run your comments through thesauraus.com every time maybe you’ll find another lonely Mensa reject to enjoy your buyer’s remorse with.

I leave doors open, especially when hiding inside... Because who would hide inside a building with the doors open?!

Most motorcycles don’t have a fuel gauge, just the light. Which is nerve-racking on long trips.

Nobody says forgo or egregious in conversational English.

Your opinion is dumb because it forgoes context. Just saying “you deserve to get screwed to any degree if you buy anything early” is a form of corporate apologism that frankly isn’t very compelling or nuanced. There are degrees to these things, and this example is particularly egregious.

“You’re an internet rando, and so your opinion of my opinion is meaningless to me.”

Where was the racism/white supremacist bs tho?

Your sense of entitlement is beyond words.

Early adoption of anything means you get the shit ground floor version, and everybody after you gets a better one. Don’t act surprised.

Also, before you cut/paste one single example.. Compare that to the 100+ asinine consoles/accessories that haven’t ever allowed said processor upgrades.

Do you honestly think this dude gave a shit about gun laws?

We should also outlaw cheeseburgers, those kill a lot more.

Have you never bought any electronics? They always get updated.

FUUUUUUUUU!!!!