Giving trophies for music is like dancing along to sports.

I genuinely believe Moore is being *gentle* on the arrested-development crowd here - he is very capable of being a lot harsher. I suppose being *right* has gentled him down some.

Sucked *you* in quicker than a Dyson, quickclicker..

such as?

I’m sure he could make a pretty educated guess as to their content ..

If its punishment you’re after then look no further than Will Ferrell’s comedy stylings  ... yeccchhh

The best we can hope for is that they’ll be overly-apologetic about the fact that they laughed.

Gervais being a cunt to boring celebrities is literally the only good thing about any awards show ever - I seriously do not understand why anyone would be even vaguely interested otherwise; who wants to watch the ultra-privileged pat each other on the back and suck each others cocks?

Like fuck it shouldn’t, Curb is a fucking treasure.

Gazpacho soup!?!

I don’t think I’m going to do Hamster Style anymore ...

so an Interstellar type deal then?

pretty sure nobody exhumed Lennon?

Those who claim with a straight face that George Harrison was the Beatles best songwriter are *the worst* wannabe-edgy contrarians around.

T20 suuuuucks, no self-respecting cricket fan over the age of 21 seriously likes it; nothing in it for the bowlers - if you want to watch a great cricket doco though check out Fire in Babylon, about the mighty West Indian teams of the 70s and 80s.

a batsman doesn’t really celebrate a six - they will however celebrate when they have reached 50, 100, 150, 200 etc ...

very clean explanation, if Amurrikens can’t follow that then they ain’t tryin’

absolutely, that was an ‘ooooh this is a close one’ face ...

quality cricket gag, flew over Deadspin reader’s heads like a Jeff Thompson bumper.

Mate you’d get your fuckin’ head knocked off quick smart; batsmen routinely get broken fingers, thumbs and forearms. An upstart like yourself would be lucky to survive an over of quality fast bowling and live to tell the tale.